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Written/Unwritten/Rewrite Me [2/?]
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Genre: romance, drama, smut
Pairing: HanChul, SiChul
Characters: Heechul, Han Geng, Siwon
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A struggling writer without a sense of reality searching for a plot. Any kind of. Anything that will finally fill out the blank screen on his laptop and in his life. Complicated relationships that make you miserable, yet still craving for more. Unexpected turn of events that makes you ask yourself where the heck are you now and what good is it gonna bring. Just a life story of some sort.

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His tie was messed up so I fixed it. I didn’t enjoy physical contact so much, but I had a sudden urge to do that. He got surprised at this unexpected gesture of mine so he raised his eyebrows and I decided that I wanted to stare at him. After all, I was bored and he was pretty.Collapse )

Written/Unwritten/Rewrite Me [1/?]
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Genre: romance, drama, smut
Pairing: HanChul, SiChul
Characters: Heechul, Han Geng, Siwon
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A struggling writer without a sense of reality searching for a plot. Any kind of. Anything that will finally fill out the blank screen on his laptop and in his life. Complicated relationships that make you miserable, yet still craving for more. Unexpected turn of events that makes you ask yourself where the heck are you now and what good is it gonna bring. Just a life story of some sort.

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You know when you wake up one morning thinking, “Well fuck, even Josif K. would actually know what’s happening here better than me”—except for the fact that every day, starting from the day I was born, consists of me waking up and asking myself that question. And I haven’t even woken up arrested for the reasons unknown to me yet.Collapse )

Asdfghjkl; [2/?]
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Title:​ Asdfghjkl; [2/?]
Genre: crack, romance, smut
Pairing: HanChul, SiChul, EunHae
Characters: Han Geng, Heechul, Siwon, Donghae, Eunhyuk
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Heechul is a journalist who writes an advice column in a popular teenage magazine (read: trolls). His favorite pastime is listening to his gay roommate Donghae's melodramatic love stories about his on/off relationship with his straight childhood friend Hyukjae and blogging about them. He's a crazy cat freak on the world wide web. Donghae is a wannabe football player, which actually means that he's an amateur actor-slash-dancer. In contrary to that lazy-ass roommate, Donghae is actually trying to make something out of his life, but does it in a wrong way. He has a pet fish. And a man-slash-puppy who follows him on his way. Siwon is Heechul's overly-religious, overly-dramatic friend with huge father issues and low self-esteem. Which is weird, because everybody knows that he'd marry himself if only he could do that. He has a thing for routine, dramatic poses and hand-gestures. And Jesus apparently. He probably has the smallest penis. Han Geng doesn't know Korean. To hell with it, Han Geng doesn't know any of this shit. And he definitely doesn't know what's he getting himself into.

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Did you know that “Quirkyalone” is a neologism referring to someone who enjoys being single (but is not opposed to being in a relationship) and generally prefers to be alone rather than dating for the sake of being in a couple? At least I'm not forever alone anymore, but quirkyalone.Collapse )

Playing the Hangman [one-shot]
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Title: Playing the Hangman [one-shot]
Genre: romance, fluff
Pairing: ZiKyung
Characters: Zico, Kyung, Mino; the rest of Block B and Hanhae were mentioned
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Things happen little by little, and by little I mean while you're playing Hangman with your high school crush.
A/N: This is for my awesome best friend poohbearchan who inspired me to write this one-shot.

So I spared some time during every recess to come by, have a little chat, and maybe, maybe try to sneak a peek into his notebook, too, but every time I tried to interact with him, he’d always have that smile on his face and I’d always somehow end up with that awkward lump in my throat.Collapse )

Asdfghjkl; [1/?]
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Title:​ Asdfghjkl;
Genre: crack, romance, smut
Pairing: HanChul, SiChul, EunHae
Characters: Han Geng, Heechul, Siwon, Donghae, Eunhyuk
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Heechul is a journalist who writes an advice column in a popular teenage magazine (read: trolls). His favorite pastime is listening to his gay roommate Donghae's melodramatic love stories about his on/off relationship with his straight childhood friend Hyukjae and blogging about them. He's a crazy cat freak on the world wide web. Donghae is a wannabe football player, which actually means that he's an amateur actor-slash-dancer. In contrary to that lazy-ass roommate, Donghae is actually trying to make something out of his life, but does it in a wrong way. He has a pet fish. And a man-slash-puppy who follows him on his way. Siwon is Heechul's overly-religious, overly-dramatic friend with huge father issues and low self-esteem. Which is weird, because everybody knows that he'd marry himself if only he could do that. He has a thing for routine, dramatic poses and hand-gestures. And Jesus apparently. He probably has the smallest penis. Han Geng doesn't know Korean. To hell with it, Han Geng doesn't know any of this shit. And he definitely doesn't know what's he getting himself into.

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I need to get a friend I could talk about penises more, so I don’t mention them so many times in my advice column. A girlfriend will do. But I guess a girlfriend whose boyfriend rambles about penises all the time would be a little concerned about that. Maybe I should be concerned?Collapse )

Asdfghjkl; [0/?]
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Title:​ Asdfghjkl;
Genre: crack, romance, smut
Pairing: HanChul, SiChul, EunHae
Characters: Han Geng, Heechul, Siwon, Donghae, Eunhyuk
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Heechul is a journalist who writes an advice column in a popular teenage magazine (read: trolls). His favorite pastime is listening to his gay roommate Donghae's melodramatic love stories about his on/off relationship with his straight childhood friend Hyukjae and blogging about them. He's a crazy cat freak on the world wide web. Donghae is a wannabe football player, which actually means that he's an amateur actor-slash-dancer. In contrary to that lazy-ass roommate, Donghae is actually trying to make something out of his life, but does it in a wrong way. He has a pet fish. And a man-slash-puppy who follows him on his way. Siwon is Heechul's overly-religious, overly-dramatic friend with huge father issues and low self-esteem. Which is weird, because everybody knows that he'd marry himself if only he could do that. He has a thing for routine, dramatic poses and hand-gestures. And Jesus apparently. He probably has the smallest penis. Han Geng doesn't know Korean. To hell with it, Han Geng doesn't know any of this shit. And he definitely doesn't know what's he getting himself into.

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“I don’t think he’s good enough for you. Believe me, as a psychology-oriented journalist, I know what you're putting yourself into and I do not see any future in it.”Collapse )


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