crack, romance, smutPairing:
HanChul, SiChul, EunHaeCharacters:
Han Geng, Heechul, Siwon, Donghae, EunhyukRating:
is a journalist who writes an advice column in a popular teenage magazine (read: trolls). His favorite pastime is listening to his gay roommate Donghae's melodramatic love stories about his on/off relationship with his straight childhood friend Hyukjae and blogging about them. He's a crazy cat freak on the world wide web. Donghae
is a wannabe football player, which actually means that he's an amateur actor-slash-dancer. In contrary to that lazy-ass roommate, Donghae is actually trying to make something out of his life, but does it in a wrong way. He has a pet fish. And a man-slash-puppy who follows him on his way. Siwon
is Heechul's overly-religious, overly-dramatic friend with huge father issues and low self-esteem. Which is weird, because everybody knows that he'd marry himself if only he could do that. He has a thing for routine, dramatic poses and hand-gestures. And Jesus apparently. He probably has the smallest penis. Han Geng doesn't know Korean. To hell with it, Han Geng doesn't know any of this shit. And he definitely doesn't know what's he getting himself into.
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-( “I don’t think he’s good enough for you. Believe me, as a psychology-oriented journalist, I know what you're putting yourself into and I do not see any future in it.”Collapse )